Last week was the bomb, this week is the explosion! Picking up from where we left off.

Guy 2 (laughing heartily) “Honestly man, I didn’t know you could go through such rubbish and still smell so good. Anyways, allow me to steal the show and tell you how much an erection actually costs.

You were all there when I got the Kenya Master’s Scholarship. 7 other Ghanaians got it too, 4 of whom were girls, 1 of whom was Sabina, the one because of whom the thought of sex doesn’t even turn me on anymore.

There was something about how my father warned me of how such trips could bring unforeseen children that I should have taken more seriously. Back then, I thought he was saying that because of the mistakes he made that gifted me with four step brothers from two women minus my mother. I repent from that thought; it must have been a revelation!

In Kenya, all 7 of us were in the same class with other students from all over Africa. Before then, I had never really spoken with Sabina, even during undergrad studies. But foreign lands, they have a way of making good friends out of distant acquaintances.

I’d never had sex before, and I thought I stood a good chance of being a virgin till marriage, but there’s something about being in a strange land without supervision and obligation that lures you to Read More The Price Of An Erection, Part ii -Rated 28

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I first posted this some time back when there was just a couple of us, but seeing as we’re a crowd now, I’m certain you have to see this. It’s one of my very favorites!

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Quote: An erected penis hath no conscience.

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Recently I’ve been wondering, but I haven’t had to wonder much, because I know a couple of people who know a couple of people who have actually paid the price of an erection, or are almost done with it, so we’ll look at it through their eyes, and see if it’s a price any of us should contemplate paying.

My friend was hanging out with two close guy friends of his, and in the course of their conversation the issue of weaknesses came up. Bear in mind that all three are staunch, favored anointed men, not a bunch of secular miscreants. You might be tempted to judge, but please don’t make that mistake, just read and remember that infamous Akan proverb; “If you see your neighbor’s beard on fire, keep a bucket of water around yours at all times”

Guy 1 says “Charley, as for me, my weakness is lust o, after all I’ve been through and all it’s cost me, I find that if it’s only by grace that I stand and hope.” #imagine the whirring of a cassette as I rewind to the part when he talked about what it cost him.

“I was home when this spiritual daughter of mine said Read More The Price Of An Erection. Part 1- Rated 28

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I was with Sam last week when he got a whatsapp notification. It was from one of those guys you could nickname ‘Breaking News’. The message was a video with a thumbnail icon that screamed ‘I AAAMMM PPOOORRNNN, DOWNLOAD ME 4 QUICK ACTION!” At a time when leaked Made In Ghana goods sex tapes are surfacing and spreading faster than an epidemic, it seemed like another sizzling one.

Minutes later I heard Sam laughing hysterically, so I dashed over to see why. It was the video he’d received, only it wasn’t porn. The image was bait and for a minute this hilarious Kumasi guy kept taunting whoever downloaded the video. In animated Twi, he said things like “Kwassia, you want porn to watch. See the speed with which you pressed ‘download’. You’ve probably gone to hide in some quiet dark corner and even plugged in earphones. Gidigidi, you’ve pressed ‘Play.’ Don’t you feel foolish right now? Naaice guy like you, you wont find a Bible believing church to attend, you are waiting for someone to leak a sex tape to watch. Ooo o, wo na wo she hor no.”

I laughed like I was being tickle-tortured. One because the guy’s twi and the way he spoke made it so hilarious. But I also laughed because I could just imagine how busted all the people who’d download it would feel. Sam immediately forwarded it to like 9 people he knew would fall for it. I’m still smiling just thinking about it.

I Saw the ‘ministerial’ One

As funny as it was, it was still Read More The Unleaked Sex Tape.

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priceGuy 2 (laughing heartily) “Honestly man, I didn’t know you could go through such rubbish and still smell so good, anyways, allow me to steal the show and tell you how much an erection(s) actually cost.

You were all there when I got the Kenya Master’s Scholarship. 7 other Ghanaians got it too, 4 of whom were girls, 1 of whom was Sabina, the one because of whom the thought of sex doesn’t even turn me on anymore.

There was something about how my father warned me of how such trips could bring unforeseen children that I should have taken more seriously. Back then, I thought he was saying that because of the mistakes he made that gifted me with four step brothers from two women other than my mother. I repent from that thought; it must have been a revelation!

In Kenya, all 7 of us were in the same class with other students from all over Africa. Before then, I had never really spoken with Sabina, even during undergrad studies. But foreign lands, they have a way of making good friends out of distant acquaintances.

I’d never had sex before, and I thought I stood a good chance of being a virgin till marriage, but there’s something about being in a strange land without supervision and obligation that lures you to Read More The Price Of An Erection. Part 2 -Rated 28

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priceQuote: An erected penis hath no conscience.

Anonymous

Recently I’ve been wondering, but I haven’t had to wonder much, because I know a couple of people who know a couple of people who have actually paid the price of an erection, or are almost done with it, so we’ll look at it through their eyes, and see if it’s a price any of us should contemplate paying.

My friend was hanging out with two close guy friends of his, and in the course of their conversation the issue of weaknesses came up. Bear in mind that all three are staunch, favored anointed men, not a bunch of secular miscreants. You might be tempted to judge, but please don’t make that mistake, just read and remember that infamous Akan proverb; “If you see your neighbor’s beard on fire, keep a bucket of water around yours at all times”

Guy 1 says “Charley, as for me, my weakness is lust o, after all I’ve been through and all it’s cost me, I find that if it’s only by grace that I stand and hope.” #imagine the whirring of a cassette as I rewind to the part when he talked about what it cost him.

“I was home when this spiritual daughter of mine said Read More THE PRICE OF AN ERECTION. PART I- Rated 28

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5 inchyBehold, I lifteth up mine eyes after a heated ‘Father Forgive my sins’ session, and there coming from my extreme right was one adorned in a garment that covered her completely, but only from waist downward. Waist upwards was a nearly naked story. The cut at her back went so low I counted twelve spinal columns, only four remained hidden. The sparse clothing upwards allowed her hefty bosom to give me a five-inch smile. And there, nestled between those two outdoored twins was a symbol of Calvary.

Who? Who was there to save the Savior? Certainly not me, because moments after I had to repeat my ‘Father Forgive my sins’ session.

Sometimes I feel we have a misguided sense of what pleases God and what He’s cool with. We’re like the eager 5 inchhtoddler who drags his mother to come see all the Picasso-level multicolored crayon drawings he’s done on the white sitting room walls. “Mummy, mummy, you see I can draw?” he asks eagerly. Her dilemma is between murder and disinheritance. In the end she smiles weakly before reaching for a cane (I’ve just revealed to you a snippet of my childhood).We discolor and disfigure so many precious gifts from God and march into His presence with blind boldness. O forgive!!

But back to the cleavage business Read More 5 Inches of Cleavage & a Rosary.

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horny saintHot girls aren’t a 21st century phenomenon. From waaayy back in the Genesis days, chicks have been hot; women so hot that any poetic attempt to describe them will be cornier than corn flakes. Hehehe. The women were so hot that heavenly beings (Nephilims) couldn’t resist them. (Slight digression: Those heavenly beings kraa I don’t understand them o. You, these women naaa, already we don’t see the competition top.  Oyibo boys and Latino guys with names like Jose Louis, Alahandro, Malahandro, and all the other Andros from unending Tele novellas,  are fighting with us for our chicks, then you too, you come with your heavenly swag and angelic steeze so that where will all us plain looking straight guys pass?)

Hmmn, so these heavenly beings came and had unprotected sex with our hot women and they begat giants on the earth who were the great heroes and famous men of long ago. So my question is, if even heavenly beings have exhibited overzealous groins since way back then, what makes you think a Catholic priest or Charismatic brother is beyond reproach?

I have a confession to make fathers and nuns reading; Read More Horny Saints.

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There is a way of thinking that’s more dangerous than a drunk driver, than a nation in wrong hands, and I caught myself thinking that way minutes ago. God is good, by default. He’s so good to us that sometimes we take it to mean that we’re too special to be cut off, no matter what we do. We’re wrong.

We cant remember the last time we were crippled by illness, dumped by a girl, stark broke, jobless, robbed, involved in an accident or failed an exam. God’s goodness has shielded us from so much of life’s hazards, in spite of our secret sins, in spite of our action-implied ingratitude. Over time we start to think…maybe we’re beyond reproach?

We’re not like other humans, we’re too special for God to abandon. We could slip, join an orgy, wake the following morning, say a ‘Father forgive me’ prayer and have the Holy Spirit hop back in like a booty call. Read More The Ninja In Your Mind.

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