I just noticed that one of the newest Goldinwords fans is this girl I’ve been crushing on since since, so I can’t be spoirring myself like before. Mmhmm mhmm (clears throat, swallows hard), so it’s with the utmost genuine excitement that I proceed to commence the subject matter concerning which this post was concocted in the first place. lol
Okay, back to dzi matter; let me start by telling the truth about my Facebook relationship status. I was fresh out of uni and I didn’t want to test how good I was at being chaste. I knew my weakness, I knew my strength, I wanted to be as far away from the former as possible. So I made my status married so I’d be an unappealing write-off should I ever encounter a willing sisterine. I realized soon after how terrible a move that was. Apparently married men are more attractive than single guys. I was shocked!
Over the years, as more of my friends actually went on to marry, they’ve discovered how much more sought after they are now by the same women they didn’t stand a chance with before. It’s a stunning phenomena I couldn’t understand, and because I have a debilitating curiosity (Shhhh! I’m still trying to impress her), I had to get to the bottom of it.
I asked some of those girls with married ‘boyfriends’ what the catch was. Their story is “Most single guys are unfocused and immature. They’re just in to break your heart, but at least with a married man, you know what you’re getting into from the start. You know he’s married, so he can’t break your heart. And they’re so much more responsible and focused in life. I’ve just had enough with those small small boys”. And that my friends is the winning argument for the Pine Tree kindergarten debate.
There are other arguments like “They don’t play games, they listen more, they give and care more, they’re so mature, because they’re taken they’re not clingy and obsessive, so I get all the freedom I need too.” Such profound words remind me of why it’s so dangerous what we feed our minds with. Like the soundest, most sophisticated and intellectual women live by this creed that’s more misguided than a proactive goat with no roadworthy experience.
Most married men like that too. Suddenly they’re irresistible. They’re digging more holes than an international golf course can boast of. ♬♪They’re sexy and they know it.♬♫ They’ve always known, it’s just taken these chics this long to realize it. ♬♪Heaven can wait, they’re only stroking the stars, are you gonna drop the bomb or not? ♬♪ (So sorry, ‘forever young’ had no place here :-)). Married men without side chics have become rarer than GHC 5 notes dropped by the roadside (no one finds money in Ghana anymore). Why people, whhhaaayyyyy? I believe I have the true answer.
You know how you feel you have a good enough answer to something so you stop probing? Well those kindergarten arguments above are the ‘good-enough’ answers we accept, so we don’t dig deeper. If we did, we’d realize that marriage and family is the most precious institution to God. That’s the cell of the church. That’s where God’s heartbeat is; family. For that single reason, that’s also what matters most to evil. See, your money and position and wealth don’t mean jack to the prince of the world, but your devotion to family does.
For the purpose of destroying a family, a thick lipped, 5-teeth-short, D class man will become attractive, to a bleached toned, long unscarred legged, pumped breast, Brazilian haired, high time A class gerh. Pause. Just think of the spiritual adjustments that had to be made to her mind to find such a man attractive. That’s how intense the contention for family is.
So I’m sorry to wash off the stupid lies, but married men are more attractive because that’s the only way you’ll feel okay about being a home-wrecker and a tool for the destruction of the one thing that really matters to God! Married men, get over it, no ring has the power to make you hot; the institution you’ve entered is so targeted by evil that he makes all those hot girls look at you with the eyes of a man under the influence of six beers.
Same goes for girls who live on the attention of men. If you don’t hear how hot you are for one day, you start feeling there’s something wrong with you. Your sense of identity is so ingrained in how many men want to sleep with you that you have to wear tops made of handkerchief. Sometimes when you have such a strong sex appeal, it’s not a good sign. You should be admired and command respect. I promise you, some hot girls are so pious the horniest pervert couldn’t masturbate with their images. Aim to be like that. Don’t delight in being a sex object; you could be so so much more.
Heyyy, why’s it so quiet here all of a sudden, did I enter a library? Lol, but I’m not lying am I? Let’s constantly wash our eyes with Jesus’ blood, that we may see through the lies and facades that have turned us into complete clowns. Let’s pause and think if we’re finding glory in something that belongs to shame, if we’re professing strength on something that’s actually a weakness, if we’re claiming to be light something that’s actually darkness. That’s the only way we can truly amount to anything guys, the only only only way. Peace out. (Heyaa to my crush, #HolyKisses. Lol)
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