#JonGermainCanFind Your Imaginary Friend.

Screen Shot 2014-08-05 at 2.51.51 PMLast week something  interesting happened on Twitter; Jon Germain. He was actually trending you know, but not for the right reasons. Here’s the story; some guy put up a tweet saying that in his opinion the worst female entertainers in Ghana were

  1. @mzbell
  2. @eazyGH
  3. @Jonjermain

I literally split open laughing. I mean I interspersed the laughter with “Oo, this guy not try” and “Eii, people can tease o” But that was just to appease my conscience for being so merciless. Jon got notified about this mention and did something that launched him to number one on twitter trends; he replied in rage.

He dissed the guy, called his father a monkey then threatened him. His final words were (imagine me saying in deep baritone, slow motion, action film style) Aiiiiii wwwiiiillll fffiiiinnnddd yyyoouuuu!! And that, my friend, birthed the #JonGermainCanFind trending hashtag. With it, Ghana went wild with tweets like #JonGermainCanFind Olele’s real age, forget Google, Ask, Bing and Yahoo, #JonGermainCanFind quicker, faster better. I confess, even I joined in with Maybe #JonGermainCanFind where the cedi is going so quickly? and my favorite was #JonGermainCanFind who killed Nancy. From everywhere and at an alarming rate Jon Germain was ‘finding’ all the stupidity, rubbish and insulting things no one else could. In fact it’s precisely because of that I can’t give more examples, lest I defile the sanctity of your senses and the dear memory of Castro.

i will find youIt was horrible, and I cringed half as much as I laughed. In the end, someone said to him how there were more #JonGermainCanFind tweets out there than the total number of records he’d sold. And that’s when it struck me; the tongue has the power of life and death in it, and those who love it will eat it’s fruit. Once words exit our mouths, they’re gone. You cant Shift+Ctrl+Delete, you cant empty trash, but it’s still irreversible. That’s why the person who thinks twice and says nothing is wise and that’s why I love this other quote “It’s better to keep silent and be confused for a fool than to talk and remove all doubt.”

I’m not taking sides, but if you don’t pause to consider the ripple effects of your words and it backfires, then you had it coming. Whenever words come to you in your rage, hurt or disappointment, draft them and refer to them the following morning to check if you still feel it necessary to send. That’s what I do (not as often as I’d like), but it helps. I’ve been saved from many embarrassing encounters only by holding on to all the grammar in my head. It’s fun and dignity-saving, you should try it this week, with all the people who annoy you like it was in their job description. Because in the end, what does it profit a man to speak his mind and lose all respect?

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6 Comments

  1. nife said:

    Aiiiiii wwwiiiillll fffiiiinnnddd yyyoouuuu!! hahahahahhahahahahaha gosh i musta missed this whole #jongermain thing. The castro line tho…hilarious!

    Ps: great lesson, as always. An unbridled tongue never does any good.

    April 15, 2015
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    • BenJ said:

      O, cant believe you didnt see this till now! It was such a hilarious trend!And true, an unbridled tongue never does any good.

      April 16, 2015
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  2. Esther said:

    I’m really taking in the moral lesson but I just can’t stop laughing.
    people can be really wicked……hahahahahhahahaha. “#JONJERMAINCANFINDWHOKILLEDNANCY paa…lol.
    Another great piece….office internet has never been put to better use!!!

    November 3, 2014
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  3. Dennis said:

    I think the guy hasn’t heard Jon Germains’ song. I think Jon is doing a great job and his songs are more or less a departure from the usual songs we hear. To do something different, you have to be different and work differently. This mostly requires harder work to hit the scenes as an accepted artiste with accepted songs. Jon flared up because the guy who tweeted has no idea the kind of work that goes into song writing, instruments, producing and singing. Kudos to Jon Germain…I actually enjoy his songs…Honestly I hope he finds that guy…#JONGERMAINCANFIND

    August 12, 2014
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    • BenJ said:

      Lol. I see your point Dennis. There’s always soo much that goes into creative work. Regardless, an outburst is always a sign of weakness and the more celebrated a person is, the greater the need for restraint. It’s not easy, I know, but it comes with the package. or?

      August 13, 2014
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  4. Priscy said:

    This post has something especially for me…for all those times that all those people try to test my patience as if they were trying for a track record in that…

    August 6, 2014
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