You Turn Me On!

Who said romance and Christianity are mutually exclusive? Eh? Who said? Whoooo ssaaaiiiiddd? Show me his house and I’ll tell him something! You see it’s such misconceptions that leave our gorgeous curvaceous sistrenes at the mercies of R Kelly, Chris Brown, Taio Cruz and their sorts.

Answer me this, was Solomon of God or not? Don’t tell me being dolu and POP are characteristics of piety and don papa spiritoism. Come on come over here (Mortal Kombat style) and learn a line or two worhor worhor.

Ask Tele the advantages and heights his ‘Letters to my dear true wife’ has landed him and you’ll see that you’re doing yourself if the only vibe you got is…is…”Wooww sister Belinda, what a well moulded creation you are by the Almighty.” Come on bro! It’s not carnal to describe your wife’s body to her. In fact, it’s a very shpiritwa thing. So I’m going to show you what I mean with this made-for-the-mrs piece.

 

You Turn Me On

You turn me on. Sweety, you just do, with the same ease cloth soaks water.

You turn me on holistically and comprehensively, cant you see you’ve made your point?

 

You turn me on spiritually.

I kabare and shabara so easily with you.

You turn me on intellectually.

Sometimes I feel like our convos are fit for a thesis discussion

You turn me on sexually.

I doubt you notice it, but when you touch me and I cross my legs,

there’s a solid reason why.

 

You turn me on emotionally.

You make being vulnerable so blissful.

You turn me on ambitiously.

My dreams cant fit into earth’s pants anymore.

You turn me on hilariously;

cracking me up in more ways than a China hitting concrete.

You turn me on deliciously.

How do you do those chicken wings? Myyyyy goodness!

You turn me on hygienically.

I didn’t know bathing twice a day was this possible.

 

It’s like there’s no off switch with you.

You never got the load shedding memo eh?

Always turning me on.

 

I have the silliest grin on right now B,

One of those super silly ones that come from

imagining over seven decades of being constantly turned on by you.

sound of grin: Hiiiiiiishwiishiieeiisshwiiiiii.

Lol. #KeepTurningMeOn

Ben Anyan (c) 2016

 

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31 Comments

  1. Yesmine said:

    I just can’t seem to express how I love your writings. The wit, humour….. in fact “eviltin” Well done and keep it up

    November 3, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Dassoooorrrr. I love that you wrote to let me know. Thanks 🙂

      November 12, 2016
      Reply
  2. Leslie said:

    Eish eish eish eish!! Make I pass my somewhere ooo na Ben as3i ha nyinaa!!

    November 2, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Hahahahaha, see this my boss oo. Who fit spoil pass you?

      November 12, 2016
      Reply
  3. Esther said:

    Really nice piece. God bless you and your future wife.

    October 28, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Ah. you’re in the shpirit Esther! lol. I miss you o

      November 12, 2016
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  4. MayD said:

    woow…delicious!

    October 27, 2016
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  5. Aure said:

    Wow wow wow,l will have to borrow this for my future boyfriend,

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      oh, but I’m sure he’ll so easily beat this Aure 😉

      October 23, 2016
      Reply
  6. Letitia said:

    So smooth, so beautiful

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Eiiii Leeeeetttii! You like smooth things papa!

      October 23, 2016
      Reply
  7. Amagyaama said:

    BenJ, there has got to be one from the ladies too, # Lovely written #please RSVP me for your wedding, i have to see the lady who you mary!

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Ama as for that one dier, unless you write it oo. Unless you write it paaah. If you do it, then the wedding dier, no shaking.

      October 23, 2016
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  8. Willyem Dadson said:

    Charley true oo…. of late some of us guys make the few of us who actually do these look “unshpiritua”. And some wives too are too spiritual…. you do sef that day them go do deliverance give you. Lol

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      hahahahahaha. rotfl! deliverance paaah. lol, hmm. Asem oo.

      October 23, 2016
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    • MayD said:

      ajeiii! deliverance paa?

      October 27, 2016
      Reply
  9. Maame A said:

    😂👏👏👏👏. Love this !!! Tell them wae lol

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Yeelllss priss. I will say it wae.

      October 23, 2016
      Reply
  10. LETICIA said:

    Eihh BenJ Woy3 dope. Vibes paa be this.😉

    October 23, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Ah..ah…ahh, wati ase3?! y’alandi! lol

      October 23, 2016
      Reply
  11. Staceyy said:

    beautiful

    October 23, 2016
    Reply
  12. Nyeet said:

    Haha this is so beautiful

    October 22, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      Maybe, he should see this? *hint hint

      October 22, 2016
      Reply
  13. Ewurasi said:

    😂😂😂👏👏👏

    October 22, 2016
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    • BenJ said:

      😬😬😬✌🏾️✌🏾️

      October 22, 2016
      Reply
    • BenJ said:

      Aaaammmeenn! I rishiv it!

      October 22, 2016
      Reply
  14. Dzidzor said:

    😂😂😂😂 ahhh

    October 22, 2016
    Reply
    • BenJ said:

      😬😬😬. Wo fiili?

      October 22, 2016
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      • Dzidzor said:

        Roffff! !!! Future hubby come and learn oooo

        October 22, 2016
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