I had something else to write about this week o, but something just happened, and I’m its hostage till this is done.
I just came out of the loo. I don’t feel…I don’t feeeel (clears throat) released to tell you what exactly I did in there, but I can assure you it was a smooth success. No extended wait-time, no hiccups, a rather smooth excremental transaction which ensured that I had much less toxic substances in my body when I left than when I entered.
As I zipped up, I remembered something that arrested me and turned a seemingly normal incident into a humbling miracle. Read More The Cash Value of Your Piss.